Tulpas

The ladies take on the mystery of creating though…

The ladies take on the mystery of creating thoughtform entities, what the f*ck that has to do with bronies, and why you can't rely on a tumblr post to give you all the info. Oh, and Emily has a soundboard. It's weird.

Cereal: Origins

Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Em…

Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Emily obliged. In this episode the girls discuss old-timey ways of keeping folks from jerkin it and how that relates to our friend, Tony the Tiger. It's Grrrrrrreat!

Human Experimentation and the Nazis

It's a new season and the ladies are back to thei…

It's a new season and the ladies are back to their old antics. This week they cover a requested topic that should make everyone feel a little bit icky...Nazi scientists and human experimentation! Hold on to your butts, kids, it's gonna get rough.

Lesser Known Deities Live! (With Caitlin Weierhauser & Mohanad Elsheiky)

In a very special live recording of Afternoonifie…

In a very special live recording of Afternoonified, Ryan has photos of gaping vaginas, Emily is holiday drunk, and their guests are literally the funniest people in Portland. They may even get around to the topic at hand, obscure gods and goddesses for all your worshipping needs!

Haunted Dolls

With the help of friend and other Ryan, Ryan Mars…

With the help of friend and other Ryan, Ryan Marsh, Emily sets out to explore a topic that she hates with all her heart. There's human hair, Australian marionettes from hell, and something that you should NEVER try at home. It's Haunted Doll Week at Afternoonified and we're sorry.

Professional Wrestling (w/ Shane Hosea & Chris Khatami)

Very special guests Shane Hosea and Chris Khatami…

Very special guests Shane Hosea and Chris Khatami fill in for Ryan and try to explain something Emily has always wanted to learn about...professional wrestling. There's puns, a surprisingly deep history lesson, and more fun than you can shake a roided out, spandex wearing stick at!

Weird Genes

The ladies are turning the weirdness up to eleven…

The ladies are turning the weirdness up to eleven this week with a discussion about how it's not your fault that Cilantro tastes like soap. They also cover the tale of the Lobster Boy, blue people and a number of ways in which your family can betray you!

Exorcisms

Determined to deliver the spooky goods in time fo…

Determined to deliver the spooky goods in time for Halloween, Ryan and Emily bridge the physical distance between them to discuss the intricacies of Exorcism. Find out how to tell if someone is housing a demon, learn where to find the best value in an online exorcism school and a bunch of other stuff!

Roanoke

Emily and Ryan start their October off on a spook…

Emily and Ryan start their October off on a spooky note with a tale of horror, mystery, and potential cannibalism! They might not discover the actual fate of the lost colony of Roanoke, but they have a hell of a time trying to sift through the theories.

Crime Scene Cleanup

What happens when the evidence is collected and t…

What happens when the evidence is collected and the medical examiner rolls out? Someone has to be in charge of the brain bits, blood stains, and mounds of liquifying human flesh and we know it's not gonna be us. This week on Afternoonified, Emily and Ryan take a look at the world of professional crime scene cleaners!
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