Spontaneous Human Combustion

Heavily requested and finally tackled, Ryan and E…

Heavily requested and finally tackled, Ryan and Emily are here to try and explain spontaneous human combustion and why it probably won't happen to you.

Real Life Mad Scientists (LIVE!! w/ Anthony Hudson)

LIVE FROM KELLY'S OLYMPIAN IN PORTLAND, OR. Ryan,…

LIVE FROM KELLY'S OLYMPIAN IN PORTLAND, OR. Ryan, Emily, and their beautiful guest, Anthony Hudson, get into the history of mad scientists in fiction and in real life.

Cults Vol. II (w/ Shane Hosea)

Everyone loves a sequel! At least, the girls hope…

Everyone loves a sequel! At least, the girls hope you do because in this episode they dig a little deeper into the world of Cults with their guest, Shane Hosea. Prepare for Aliens, Vampires, and an unsettling amount of butt stuff.

Mermaids

Ryan and Emily invite their friend, actor Bryan B…

Ryan and Emily invite their friend, actor Bryan Bernart, into the conference room to discuss the origins of a pop culture phenomena. Join them as they try so hard to stay on topic and recount tales (and tails) of everyone's favorite undersea creature, the Mermaid!

Attraction

The realm of attraction and sexuality is a weird …

The realm of attraction and sexuality is a weird one, to say the least. Of course, weirdness isn’t going to stop Ryan and Emily from trying to understand the ins and outs of fetishes and other such things. This week isn’t for the faint of heart, but the girls are doing their best!

Marian Apparitions

You've heard about Jesus in a piece of toast...no…

You've heard about Jesus in a piece of toast...now try The Virgin Mary in the sky! No seriously, since the beginning of the Catholic church there have been reports of people seeing and speaking to the Holy Virgin all over the place. This week Emily gets mad at religion once more as she regales stories of Marian sightings while Ryan lends her atheist cynicism.

The Sh*t Show

Against Emily's better judgement, Ryan takes the …

Against Emily's better judgement, Ryan takes the wheel and leads everyone on a journey through the wonders and horrors of human excrement. Learn the proper terminology, find out what a healthy poo is supposed to look like and what to keep an eye out for. It's a real Sh*t show this week on Afternoonified and we hope you still like us when this is over.

Poltergeist

There's more to poltergeists than ancient Native …

There's more to poltergeists than ancient Native American burial grounds and that guy from Coach. Ryan and Emily get into the hierarchy of spirits, how to spot a fraud, and why you can't blame all your crap on witches...even in America.

Obscure Mental Illnesses

Even with today's medical advances, we're still d…

Even with today's medical advances, we're still discovering new and exciting things that the brain is capable of doing. Of course, with that comes new and less exciting ways that the brain can short circuit and cause problems for it's owner/operator. This week the ladies take a look at a few mental illnesses that you may not have heard of or that are often misunderstood.

Mortuary Science

We all have to face the fact that we're going to …

We all have to face the fact that we're going to die someday. When that does happen, there's a lot of things that happen to our bodies before we can be officially laid to rest. What are those things? We're going to tell you.
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