Things are weirder than usual as Ryan guides a severely jet-lagged Emily through the ins and outs of America's favorite disease (right? That's a thing isn't it?).

In the newest installment of "Emily Yells About Religion" the ladies explore the fabled cup that isn't actually a cup. There's knights! There's poor French pronunciation! We even have some dick metaphors because that's all old timey literature really is! Come quest with Emily and Ryan as they try to figure out why the grail is a big deal!

Discussion about the Pacific Northwest's most famous resident leads Emily and Ryan to... a lot of things. Including but not limited to, sheep pubes, anthropology, and general mocking of Bigfoot "scholars." Beware ye who enter: This episode contains light audio issues.

The votes are in and Afternoonified is giving the people what they want! Even if what they want is a story riddled with skeletons, greased chutes, and an admittedly impressive mustache. Emily and Ryan are exploring the architectural hopes and dreams of America's most murderous walrus...H.H. Holmes!

The girls finally take on a topic that's perfectly suited for a non-visual medium! The problem? It's one of the creepiest and unsettling things they've done yet. Come hear Saturn scream, a demon take over a radio station, and other strange and unexplained sounds!

The dead bodies are back with a vengeance this week with an episode that makes young Emily's heart flutter. It's mummies! The kind that were made on purpose...so set aside your curiosity about bog bodies (for now) and settle in for a talk about ancient Egypt, some mud-coated South Americans, and a rousing game of "Show Me the Mummy!"

Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Emily obliged. In this episode the girls discuss old-timey ways of keeping folks from jerkin it and how that relates to our friend, Tony the Tiger. It's Grrrrrrreat!

It's a new season and the ladies are back to their old antics. This week they cover a requested topic that should make everyone feel a little bit icky...Nazi scientists and human experimentation! Hold on to your butts, kids, it's gonna get rough.

In a very special live recording of Afternoonified, Ryan has photos of gaping vaginas, Emily is holiday drunk, and their guests are literally the funniest people in Portland. They may even get around to the topic at hand, obscure gods and goddesses for all your worshipping needs!